hai, my name is zoe. i drink coffee and i like ska too much. rancid, less than jake, new riot, big d, streetlight manifesto, sublime, and reel big fish are my favorite bands. i also like making videos and longboarding. i've played guitar for six years. c: superhero movies (and movies in general) are an unhealthy obsession of mine. when i grow up i'm going to be tony stark and i shall marry loki. sam told me to get my tumblr and i am eternally grateful. be my best friend.
@3 hours ago with 76844 notesseriously my life lol
when you actually do your homework but leave it at home
so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.
they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly
I think the factory workers need help
I think they want us to pick up where they left off
dad went to the factory…he hasnt been home in a few days
why do we always end up here
(via fucking-tom-hiddleston)@12 hours ago with 86687 notes
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
are you satan
no even worse they’re Metatron
Please proceed to the nearest mousetrap and teabag it, you horrid person.
(via 221b-stark-tower)@3 hours ago with 40052 notes
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
(via mrskalnoky)@11 hours ago with 98474 notes
People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer
oh my fucking god
OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND
I CAN’T BREATHE
“I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.”
(via mouzekat89)@13 hours ago with 111350 notes